But despite all the talk, it seems no one has zeroed in on the real scandal.
HE WAS DRIVING A LEXUS!
Okay, we understand that Kyle drives a Toyota on the track (which is so un-Bubba-like to begin with), and that Lexus is part of the Toyota empire.
But a Lexus? Really?
Maybe it’s time for old “Rowdy” Busch to perambulate over to the namby-pamby Formula 1 series, where they ride Ferraris, Mercedes and Renaults; and where the drivers have first names like Sebastian, Felipe and Sergio.
And, of course, with all those European races, Kyle could easily get to the Autobahn, where he can legally cruise at 128 mph in his yellow Lexus.
Oh, in case you missed it, Talkers also note that Lexus has been named the official car of Monaco’s royal wedding July 2. Goodie gumdrops!
Maybe the apocalypse actually is upon us.
Sell the Chevrolet and pass the Chardonnay.