What is your current state of mind?

Are you ready for some football!?!

What makes you happy?

Friday nights with a nip in the air. I believe they call that football weather.

What qualities do you value in a friend?

Loyalty and reliability. That, and good hands and 4.4 speed in the 40.

What do you regret about your youth?

That I didn’t win the Heisman Trophy. But I still have all of my college eligibility, so there’s always hope.

Which talent would you most like to have?

Good hands and 4.4 speed in the 40.

Where is your favorite place?

The 50-yard line, 15 rows up.

What would you do if you hit the lottery?

Cover my yard with field turf. Think the neighbors would mind stadium lights?

On what occasion do you lie?

When I tell people I used to have good hands and 4.4 speed in the 40.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

That I got through my own high school football career without getting a paper cut from flipping pages on the clipboard on the sidelines.

What is your best quality?

See what occasions when I lie.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Hmm, let’s see. I’d like to have good hands and 4.4 speed in the 40.

What is your guiltiest pleasure?

Marching bands at halftime.

What would you rather be doing right now?

Showing off my 4.4 speed down the sideline after catching a bubble screen with my good hands.